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Choking C hole

A nasty whore filled to the top with dick
Don't go near her, she's just an old choking C hole....
by Boss ninja13 May 28, 2018
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Chinging

A student who is in elite class in school.
"I'se been failin' mah grades while he'd be climbin' all along, he'll turn into a chinging next year."
by Duck and dog June 12, 2021
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Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!

Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.

Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.

Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.

"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.

Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.

Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.

"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.

"I win!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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Chonking

Chonking (adjective/verb) describes a state in which something is both smelly and sweaty. Of course, there are a limited number of applications for this word, most of which are related to the genital area. Originated in Scotland.
"Ma gooch is pure chonking man!" THE MULLENATOR <--famous scottish frequenter of gay nightclubs.
by Fraser Clark <--likes anal September 20, 2008
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chinking

to chink, i chought

CHINKING = THINKING

not to be confused with the racial slur "chink"
Me N muh GiRlz wuZ chinking BouT HoLlErIn AtChOo
by Mz. ThaNg August 8, 2007
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chinkfinger

a person of low intellect; someone who forgets his microwavable burrito in the microwave and then passes out drunk; a charitible slut.
"Get your hands of my damn purple rhino, you retarded ass chinkfinger."
by Miccoli August 3, 2003
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choking the oompa loompa

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating
Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.
by jeiarr December 25, 2008
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