Chocolate Thunder

a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.

When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!

by shy ni May 13, 2009

Chocolate Sunrise

When you wake someone up by pooping on their chest.

Girl: /sleep
Boy: *POOOOOP*
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK did you just shit on my chest!?
Boy: Chocolate sunrise bitch!

by Ben Doverrrr December 06, 2008

Chocolate snackpak

When you have to frantically shit so you duck behind a dumpster and blow it against the wall. It launches outward and explodes against the wall running down like a chocolate snackpak.

I got sick at that party and left a chocolate snackpak in the guest bathtub for someone else to find.

by Commando man November 29, 2019

chocolate trombone

Whilst partner is behind you they place a finger in the bum, and the same time reaches round and masterbates the male penis.

Laura put a finger up Davies bum and took hold of his penis. She then simentously slide finger in and out whilst pulling his chappy playing the chocolate trombone.

by deviant irishman March 20, 2014

The Chocolate Fountain

You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me

by Rogue Steel October 03, 2018

Chocolate Milky

When the black husband is fucking his white wife, he pulls out and accidentally shoots his whole load into his wife’s fuck hole. It’s like making chocolate milk, you mix the chocolate sauce into the white milk and you get chocolate milk. He gave her a chocolate milky.

Man, I can’t believe I have this kid now, it’s only because I gave Laura that chocolate milky

by JRLo20 December 15, 2018

chocolate hawk

When you're rock climbing and you have to poop off the rock face.

Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.

by Munstadi July 30, 2017