Chocolate Thunder

a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.

When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!

by shy ni May 16, 2009

Chocolate Sunrise

When you wake someone up by pooping on their chest.

Girl: /sleep
Boy: *POOOOOP*
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK did you just shit on my chest!?
Boy: Chocolate sunrise bitch!

by Ben Doverrrr December 17, 2008

Chocolate Skittles

A alternative to original Skittles. They are all different shades of brown and could be mistaken for little turds if your vision is horrible.

"I just had some of those new Chocolate Skittles."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."

"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."

by PatrickBeatNick November 30, 2009

chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Chocolate Treat

When you stick a chocolate snack in an asshole, then eat it aftarwards.

I had a very nice Chocolate Treat from my girlfriend last night

by Bigbootybitch87 April 24, 2011

Chocolate Moment

The precise moment in which someone refers to an item (Such as chocolate) In a sexual manner

Chocolate Moment:
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long

by Haydenthecompletelegend June 16, 2008

chocolate flapjack

a large, limp, saggy boob of a person of african american heritage

my, that woman has some chocolate flapjacks

by chocojacks44 November 1, 2008