The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.
tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.
andrew: i thought you had a choad
tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
andrew: i thought you had a choad
tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
by deezballsniggah August 08, 2009
A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019
by Big dam February 28, 2024
by Bobybo July 09, 2018
1. Can mean chill, lowkey, no biggie.
2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.
2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.
by JayKip July 24, 2022
An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.
That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!
by tauhntow December 30, 2009
by owl fountain April 29, 2016