Boiled choad

A person who is thicker than he is tall, and is wrinkled as if he had been boiled for too long.

That old fat guy over there really looks like a boiled choad

by A-Aron balake January 15, 2015

world's biggest choad

Uncomfortable isn't enough to even begin to describe this guy. This weirdo will decorate your house with the rank smell of his choad, he will try and remove the chrome from your trailer hitch with his mouth while making eye contact with your dad and does flour farts in your moms kitchen. Dont go looking for this guy but if you have too he can usually be found hanging around the woods sucking on tree sap with Andy Dick.

Garrett and Corey go for a walk through the woods in Northern Cali when.. "Omg Corey Look theres Andy Dick and Some guy sucking sap off that tree staring right at us!?" "I've seen this before Garrett, that's the world's biggest choad"

by #duncelife April 30, 2020

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher December 26, 2016

Choad blower

A person who specializes in giving blow jobs to people with choads

Mr. Duffy is such a choad blower

by Big dam February 28, 2024

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009

choad chaser

A woman or man who prefers girth over length when referencing a penis

That girl there, her name must be Hannah, is a choad chaser .

by owl fountain April 29, 2016