chinese cut

letting someone cut you in line, then you cut them.

Your friend wants to cut you, so you let them, but you cut them and they are now behind you. This is a chinese cut.

by Raymoondo September 2, 2005

chinkster

1. A fernando with a sexual obsession towards females of Asian descent.

"Fernando, you're such a chinkster."

by Teh Sorrow June 20, 2008

Chinesium

A crappy metal made in China that's used in Apple products to ensure that they break just outside of the warranty or when you try to repair them.

I tried opening up my Macbook to fix the logic board but the shitty chinesium screws broke off! Fuck you Apple!

by Zipdox June 16, 2018

drunk chicks

1. These are the girls you see flopping all over the dance floor.

It is not OK to take advantage of these kinds of girls. That is, unless you are equally as trashed as they are. (Although some consider this a point of contention).

These girls will often approach lone males on their own and initiate "conversation"; however, most of the time they choose to anonymously starting making out with said lone male(s). This may or may not be preceded by an innocent arm around the waist.

2. These are the only girls who will sleep with me.

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking drunk last night"
Person 2: "Yeah man, but not as drunk as that girl you knobbed!"
Person 1: "Drunk chicks rule!"

Person 3: "Oh god, I am hungover."
Person 4: "Oh shit, you gotta go! I have to work at 12!"
Person 3: "Man...I hate sleeping with drunk chicks."

by not_sean July 28, 2006

Chinese Kilt

When an individual is given head under the table cloth of a fancy Chinese restaurant. It has been given this name due to the fact that the table cloth resembles a kilt on the head receiver's lap.

Dude, she totally gave me a Chinese Kilt at Pf Chang's the other night.

by FabioForever June 11, 2010

Chineseum

Metal-like substance used in the forming of trade goods in the shape of common hand tools. Commonly available at merchants whose name suggests large amounts of trade goods and a bay or similar feature used as a safe place to moor vessels.

While the actual composition of Chineseum is unknown (and seems to vary from one item to the next), the common understanding is that despite its shape tool-like objects comprised of Chineseum can only be used once, if at all.

I had to get six stitches in my hand after I mistook a Chineseum socket for a real one.

by pdp_8 February 12, 2019

Chinese Government

BULLSHIT it's the same thing

I don't know what did those fuckers done to the mainland china, but I know what it done to Taiwan.

Taiwan is not in WHO cause this shit gives a lot of money to WHO and claim Taiwan to agreed that Taiwan is a part of China.

There is a bunch of bad thing they done, but I'm just too mad and my English sucks so I can't type them all out.
btw, I'm from Taiwan! I'm Taiwanese!

me : what do you think about your government in China?
my Chinese classmate : Chinese Government is BULLSHIT, I can't say anything bad when I was in China, I finally could here (Australia})
me : *shocked* *happy* OH, I agreed you.

by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020