Chainsaw Charlie

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.

Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016

Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016

chinkanosis

When you eat some asian food and end up in a violent diarrea getting you to a hospital.

Hey dog last night went to a asian restaurant and i end up getting that chinkanosis shit

by spic racist December 30, 2016

Chaink Sploon

Going a long time without masturbating, then overloading on ejaculation.

I went a full week and didn't jerk it once, but then tonight, I Chaink Splooned

by Uncle Sally April 1, 2017

Chaina

An adorable girl that's also Alex's wife. And her name sounds like "China".

Chaina is cute.

by AlexZeTacosmaniac August 16, 2017

Chainsaw

Verb: The act of grabbing a penis and trying to rip it off in the middle of the night.

Kaitlyn totally chainsawed me last night.

by Sparqs125 May 19, 2018

Chainika

A very mother like lady. Generally white in colour.

My sister took care of me when I was sick. She was such a chainika.

by Cosmos October 9, 2018