carson eagle

is reatarted dont be a carson eagle he is dumb and bullys people he cheats on wemon and dates the most stpuidest girls

carson eagle is dumb

by carsoon eagle September 13, 2022

Cason

Cason is kind and funny. He is easy to talk to and jokes around a lot. He has gorgeous eyes and bright blonde hair. He’s rlly good at basketball, and plays football and baseball too. He’s so much fun to be around and when u talk to him you’ll never get bored. He gives rlly good advice and will always be there to support and care for u. He might be rlly good at basketball but suck ass at game pigeon basketball. He’s athletic and tall and fine asf. His voice is so hot and u can keep a convo with him for literally hours. He’s a rlly good listener and a good person to talk to when ur in need. Once he likes u he rlly cares abt u and makes time for u in his busy schedule. U def need a Cason in ur life!

Cason: Blue eyes, blonde, tall, athletic, hot asf, funny, and kind

by YourMom.com696969 January 26, 2023

Carson Shaw

Carson Shaw is a main character in the Amazon Prime Video television series, A League of Their Own. She is portrayed by Abbi Jacobson. Will make your day better. Carson Shaw is not from a farm, tho many may think she is. And she is deeply in love with Greta Gill. And loves baseball. (is very cute)

Carson Shaw from a farm with a hubby at war.

by lets.rob.the.bank November 4, 2022

Carsona

The combination of ones persona and lifestyle choices that are accurately matched to a vehicle or amenities that vehicle possesses.

Her Carsona changes every month depending on her work

by Find your car November 16, 2022

Catson Pollock

This masterpiece is created when a Roomba runs over a pile of poop or vomit that your cat left while you were out, and smeared it all over your floor.

"I came home from work to see a colorful Catson Pollock in my kitchen."

by CropTopTimus Prime May 10, 2023

sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 26, 2014

Seth Cason

This is a person who is a person,, this person is usually a tall white male who doesn't realize his neck hair is migrating down his back.

Seth Cason is my friend

by Red Barron 8810 June 18, 2017