causehead

One who always feels the need to be protesting or joining some cause such as greenpeace or PeTA. Causeheads are habitual joiners and often end up abandoning a previous cause for another more promising one.

Protestors who always feel the need to jump from one cause to another or a bunch of causes at once are causeheads.

by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005

cased

To examine or survey (a house, bank, etc.) in planning a crime (sometimes fol. by out)

They cased the joint and decided to pull the job on Sunday.

by Elendil January 1, 2009

waste case

Someone who is in a perpetual state of drunkenness

or

someone that drinks profusely

Michele is a total waste case.

by Taylor April 10, 2005

Casebeering

drinking a whole case of cheap beer to ones self at sporting events, then acting belligerent, yelling screaming,fighting, cursing loudly around small children, throwing childish tantrums, starting fights with younger smaller people, and being a douche in general

at the go-kart races bob was totally casebeering this kid 1/2 his size into the wall, then punched her mom in the face on the way out.

by TniveK June 15, 2010

Case Math

A form of applied math usually learned in college (but outside of the classroom) that involves figuring out just how many beers from a case are rightfully yours. When splitting a case (commonly a 30 beer case of Keystone Light or Busch Light) with friends, one will usually perform a quick mental equation of the portion of the case that belongs to them.

It's been theorized that Case Math is the only form of math that's actually worth two fucks.

Ed: Just picked up a 30 rack! You, Alex, and I are splitting it.

*you and Alex quickly perform some mental case math and both deduce quickly that each guy gets 10 beers*

OR

*Ed is trying to give a girl a beer out of the shared case, in hopes of getting her drunk and hooking up with her.*

Ed: Hey, I'm gonna give this girl a beer from our case, cool?

You: Sure, but that comes out of your beers, me and Alex are still drinking our 10. And you'd better close, too.

by dudebroskihomeboy December 28, 2010

caeser salad

The act of eating out an asshole after cumming inside said asshole.

I gave this girl a caeser salad but it didn't taste very good.

by Bohdar November 14, 2013

calsexual

Someone whomst only feels sexually attracted to the feet of a male and/or female. they are neither attracted to the genitals of either a male and/or female

"I do not like sex as I am calsexual"

by Mullac James July 14, 2018