Caboner

An erection of the penis, randomly caused by the result of vibration, whilst in a moving vehicle.

A combination of the slang term, 'car boner'

I was being driven down a bumpy road and a suddenly got a massive caboner.

by Nicelikeiceguy May 20, 2019

carbontard

A retarded person who believes that human made CO2 emissions cause climate change or global warming

That little carbontard Greta Thunberg wants to lecture adults about how we all must reduce our CO2 emissions or else the apocalypse is upon us.

by Ornstein90 September 25, 2019

carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.

Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.

by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019

carlone

When you get cash to buy a car.

I Brad a Carlone bad.

by Pixi4u November 19, 2019

carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina

Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020

Carbon Monocide

Acid

When you add one oxygen into carbon monocide, it becomes carbon dicide.

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Carbon

His name is not common, but the kind of person he is is. He is so kind and sensitive, a definite jokester and class clown. He is best friends with a Brody and he is so fun to hangout with. All the ladies want him, but he doesn't have one. He is so oblivious to anyone liking him and is so cute and adorable.

Wow I want to be friends with Carbon...
Oh Carbon, he's so dreamy...
Hey dude there's Carbon!

by m e e e e e ! ! ! March 4, 2021