Scrotal Carnage

Carnage or painful excitement in the scrotal area. Can be caused by a number of different sensations including the scrotal jackhammer and getting your testes ripped of by an angry girrafe/scorpion.

I hope you get scrotal carnage you burnt shit gay-face

by Squid December 12, 2004

dense cabbage

Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

by Comrade.eXe June 26, 2019

carnageous

To be filled with carnage. Often used to describe an event or period of time as being particularly out of control, usually in a positive way.

Dude that was one carnageous night last night, I cannot believe we got kicked out of three bars and almost accidentally set fire to the club only to end up back home with those 6 fit girls!

by Peter Chapman June 14, 2007

cabbagemobile

generally a fairly old, often poorly kept car that has the lingering odor of rotted produce (cabbage). even more appropriatley a green car of said description tin can pile of crap on wheels mobile junk yard

wheeww!! shannon's mom's car is a total cabbagemobile

by cheese puff waffle buns January 19, 2009

cabbage patch tooth

its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage

That girl I was on a date with had the kiss of a cabbage patch tooth

by sharmeanie December 15, 2011

Cabbage crusader

a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.

He is a cabbage crusader, he had to go to the hospital to remove the super glue from his cock.

by zombirific 1 April 19, 2012

carbaceous

Adjective:
Containing many carbs; containing more carbs than one would prefer.

1. "It's 3 A.M., I could really go for something carbaceous right now,"

2. "Why is everything so damn carbaceous, fuck this low carb diet, fuck my life, fuck everything,"

by realanna August 30, 2013