Canibal

N. When a girl swallows a males reproductive juice. This makes her a canibal because she is eating babies.

Greg: Damn that bitch is a rotten canibal.
Jake: Why did she eat your babies again or what?
Greg: no doubt.

by Imakebitchesfallinloveandshit December 25, 2005

Tuna Canning

The girl's version of Tea-bagging. When a girl sits on a guys face to publicly embarrass him. Clothes on or off.

Katie sat on Steve's face when he was passed out. Next time he will be careful when Tuna Canning is in play!

by Jon Bandero October 10, 2010

Canaids

It can only be spread by males through a random and hilarious discharge of semen projected through any clothing. Anything it comes into contact with contracts the disease. Other than the discharge, there is no symptoms for males. For females, the disease leaves and increasing sense of itchiness on limbs and an exponentially increasing urge to have raunchy sex with the nearest Canadian.

Holy shit John! What the hell! You weren't wearing protection?! You gave me Canaids!

Doctor: I'm sorry Jane, It appears that you've caught every disease known to man, and several known to monkey.
Jane: Even Canaids?!
Doctor: Especially Canaids.

by KelseyLynnB February 10, 2007

caining

The word caining comes from a primitive method of stealing from shops especially ones that sell clothes. The process of caining involves pushing a long bamboo cain through the letter box of the shop you are trying to rob and hooking items (IE clothes) off the rails and by tilting the cain upwards the items slide to the mouth of the letter box where they are easily pulled though. The phrase became associated with the UK drug culture in the mid 90's as caining was an easy way of obtaining money to buy drugs.
The word 'cained' refers to being off your face with the money you made from caining.As the price of drugs like Ecstasy dropped as much as 1/20th of the original street price the need for large amounts of money to buy drugs had decreased and the word is now used as a general term that refers to any state of altered consciousness gained through the use of illegal drugs.
If someone is said to be cained it usually means they have taken so much mind altering substances that they are physically incapable of taking any more.

" ...you were caining loads of pills last night dude..

by Snowy_uk_west April 14, 2006

Cannibal

Someone who is really cool and eats people. People are good... they taste like chicken. Cannibals mostly enjoy feasting on preps and "gangstas" and anyone who doesn't know what Metallica is.

Cannibal: I will eat you.
Prep: OH NO! I'm going to go listen to Avril Lavigne to make me feel better.
Cannibal: Yum, my favorite.

by Deathrider April 19, 2006

canning

That night when everyone has their garbage out at the end of their drive-way to be picked up in the morning and some jack-ass goes and knocks over every trash can on one street or more.

neighbor 1: Dude, what happened to the garbage cans on our street?

neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.

by Your local canner August 2, 2011

Cannibalcorpsealbumartmuch

(adj.) Describing something that is extremely violent and/or gory.

"Wow! That scene in Event Horizon was cannibalcorpsealbumartmuch!"

by Hayden:D November 1, 2008