canon

A piece of work -usually in reference to literature- that was written by the original author. Spin-offs, fan fiction, and any work not written by the original author of that fictional universe is considered non-canon.

I got sad at the end of Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen. Good thing it took out a lot of chunks from the original plot and wasn't written by Nobuhiro Watsuki, or else it would have been considered canon. :D
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Oh my GOD that Naruto fan fiction SUCKED! Thank God it wasn't canon.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 1, 2007

canyon cunt

A vagina so incredibly wide that it resembles the grand canyon.

This bitch had the worst case of CC i have ever seen i was fisting her no problem!

by Hartford Steamer February 16, 2004

canonical

The standard form of a mathmematical equation that can be written in many ways, making it easier to compare to other forms of the same equation.

The canonical sum of products form for representing the boolean function OR is simply A + B

by mkalo June 3, 2004

cancan

A style of chorus line dance that has its origins in the Montparnasse area of Paris in the 1830s. Most popularly depicted as a chorus line of beautiful women in frilly, suggestive costume circa 1890 doing impossibly high kicks in unison, in addition to moves like the ronde de jambe and flirtatious manipulation of the skirt. This latter is particularly true at the end of the number, when the cancan dancers generally turn their backs to the audience and lean forward, lifting up their skirts to reveal their bloomers.

Though several musical pieces have been written for the cancan, the most quintessential and famous piece is the "Galop Infernal" from the operetta "Orpheus in the Underworld."

You know:

Daah, da-da diddle da-da, da-da diddle da-da, da-da diddle da, dadadadadadada daah, da-da diddle da-da, da-da diddle da-da, da-da diddle da, da-diddle-da!

by Shreve Lamb and Harmon February 4, 2007

harry cannon

A mans penis. Harry as in Harry monk (seminal fluid, sperm or spunk). Cannon (penis) the weapon firing the "harry"

E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.

by Harrison Lee June 2, 2007

sperm cannon

a synonym for penis; a term describing the male member at the point of sexual climax...ohhhhh yea

Whoa! Did you see all of that jizz that shot out of his sperm cannon? That was INTENSE!

by captain shickadance May 22, 2011

Seal Cannon

You take your balls and lay them gently in her mouth. You then lay your penis up her face towards her forehead. She then makes noises such as a seal would make, which causes you to ejaculate.

Robert: Hey Adam I heard you had a great experience with that seal cannon yesterday. How did that go?

Adam: Oh Robert, it was amazing! I came like a cannon shooting off.

by Doc Starr June 8, 2016