calculas

calculas came about after the devil decided that life was just too easy so he invented numbers then decided to invent calculas to really screw us over and the only way you can ever understand it is if your half dead and look like a zombie e.g my maths teacher.

bro that failed harder than my calculas paper

by zer001 April 13, 2011

Calculus

Pissing easy course who dumbasses like you think is hard. Try real and complex analysis on for size. Biatch

Every convergent sequence in probaility has an almost sure convergent subsequence. Eat my shorts, biatch

by Nerd May 15, 2004

AP Calculus BC

An advanced placement (AP) Calculus course taken in high school. This course features two semesters of college level Calculus, while the previous level available in highschool (Calculus AB) features 1 semester of Calculus 1. Calculus AB is considered a simpler, less in-depth version of Calculus BC.

"Are you taking AP calculus AB next year?"

"No I decided to take AP calculus BC because I want a challenge."

by Bakayaro Konoyaro November 17, 2013

calcium kid

A kid called Andrew Duff from scotland who drinks too much fucking milk.

Fuck its the calcium kid, hes gonna kick our asses with his super strong bones

by xXx February 16, 2005

Calculator

For iPad or iPhone or iPod in school hours: Skype
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.

SKYPE CONVERSATION
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!

Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths

by MadameIsobella June 24, 2012

Calculator

See Ti89.

People should stop wasting their time Defining "Calculator" when The Ti89 conquers all.

by KBUR August 10, 2008

Calcushot

1) (Noun- A shot of an alcoholic substance used to treat miserable pain in Advance Placement Calculus
2) (Noun- A shot of an illegal drug into the arm causing loss of memory or overall loss of pain endured in Advance Placement Calculus.
3) (Noun- A bullet shot to anyplace in the body to completely relieve any and all pain in suffering in Advance Placement Calculus, also one's life.

1) Brenda was so stressed about her logrythms with cosine that she took repeated shots of gin until she puked on her homework, a job well done.
2) Brenda had a panic attack from the vast amount of integrals she needed to study so she injected a calcushot into her forearm, relieving all pain.
3) Brenda could no longer take calculus class. She took a calcushot the head, RIP Brenda.

by DMillzz February 26, 2010