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crespi

a short stocky man, typically with an uncircumcised penis,often obsessed with large breasts.
That guy is such a crespi
by joe joe green April 27, 2007
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creson

a drunken, beastly, bed wetting, obnoxious, man whore
That creson went home with another Royal Bear slut and pissed on her.
by atown dictionary February 28, 2009
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Caress

An open mouth nipple toungy.
He caressed her bosom.
by EllieBertinshaw December 16, 2016
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Crescenda

Crescenda- A female musician, songwriter, & artist

A Crescenda- the female version of what a crescendo does in music but in real life

A gradual increase or decrease (hence the term being derived from Crescendo) in money, power, or fame
Crescenda dropped 20 albums of her music all over the Internet

He’s waiting on a crescenda to increase his money, power, & fame
by Andrea Pearson Haas June 28, 2020
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A cores?

A cores? é uma frase dita pelo apresentador e humorista Fernando Mendes, no programa "O Preço Certo", geralmente quando o assistente Miguel apresenta uma TV em full HD como prémio da montra final ou para quem acerta no preço do televisor.
Fernando Mendes - O que é que a dona Lurdes pode ganhar a seguir?
Miguel - E a dona Lurdes poderá ganhar um magnífico televisor...
Fernando Mendes - A cores?
by Chacarron123 August 16, 2011
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Nobody cares

what you say to women and idiots when they start to talk.
note: rather than siad outrite, the phrase "nobody cares" should be sang with true emotion as to emphasize that they belong at a bullet for my valentine gig or in the kitchen. (bullet for my valentine = idiots, kitchen = women)

P.S. be sure to cut people off before they finish what they are saying. if they finish what they said it might stay in your mind and scar your brain with stupidity for life.
EX1.
idiot: "wow! i think i just figured out the answer to question 5!"
me: "(with beautiful melody)no body caresss"
EX2.
woman: "i think..."
me: "(with true emotion)nobody caressss"
by kiss me deadly November 8, 2005
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Curesting

Damn hoe Yu curesting asf🤮
Made by Natalia, Makalia
by Nay,kaila December 23, 2019
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