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Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much
be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer
by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021
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PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder

Personal Computer Stress Disorder comes from dealing with the chaotic world of Windows. Viruses, crashing software, blue screen of death, three finger salute, are all sources of this stress.
My psychiatrist diagnosed me with PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder and prescribed the replacement of all of my PCs with Macs.
by nygeek September 19, 2013
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is my computer on

YES

A site that says if your computer is on.
is my computer on?
YES
by NhehGuy June 20, 2018
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History of the computer

I don't know shouldn't you be searching it in wikipedia or something rather than wasting your time here
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Comaputer

A life support machine that a coma patient will be hooked onto. It performs vital circulatory, respiratory and Excretory functions that would have otherwise been controlled by that person's brain.
1. "I'm afraid he's brain stem dead, we're going to have to switch off his comaputer"

2. "Jimbob was hooked up to a comaputer ever since the accident"
by Springbokjake March 31, 2009
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computer

An infernal machine everyone loves and is completely obsessed with. They can go from a junk cell phone to a Super Cray computer at the National Security Agency. Computers can really suck because of the failures of their manufacturers to create real products.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):

1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.

2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.

3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
I hate this stupid computer!!! I need a Cray! Why did I get Windows anyway?
by Frank August 16, 2004
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