COaLTT

Come Over and Lick These Toes

Jer: tot
JP: you misspelled “Come over and lick these toes”
Jer: COaLTT
Jer: There ya go
JP: 😏 a worthy acronym

by thirdeyedleg July 12, 2022

coalstones

black-coloured stones, sold on the pretence of being combustible coal

“Hey Wong, i’m paying you for coal you arsehole and you’ve given me coalstones, I may as well set fire to a brick”

by templegate March 11, 2023

Chilean Coalmine Rescue

After having anal sex while the sphincter is still open the other person shits into the open sphincter.

I just did a Chilean coalmine rescue on my girlfriend.

by Boltfan August 9, 2013

Coalville

A small town outside of the Salt Lake Valley populated primarily of narrow-eyed white people. Generations of inter breeding and religious dogmatism have lead to the distinctive narrow eyes and protruding noses that the residents of the area are known for. The locals generally enjoy clapping their hands in the street retardedly and repeating the phrase "that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter was doggon hootin!"

Woman 1: why are all these people dancing and clapping in the street so retardedly?

Utah Tour Guide: Well mam, that's because we are in Coalville.

by Glen Beck II May 10, 2011

coalhauler

A white bitch that dates only niggers and supports them financially because they are too lazy to work.

Man Heather is a coalhauler. She supports that lazy nigger Kelvin and all he does is lay around all day, chase other women and beat her when she gets home from work.

by MJ D February 21, 2006

Coalter

The name of a person who switches hobies and interests very quickly and tries to live a laid back simple life. Spending most of their time pumping iron at the gym and heavily involved in board sports such as skating, snowboarding and surfing. But most of all, very good with the ladies.

My friend Coalter is relaxing at the beach right now.

by Broskiess January 16, 2011

coalie

A person who is home-schooled (or home-educated). They are so named because they do not go to school, much like the children of the past who worked in the coal mines.

Do you still skate on Fridays with your coalie friends?

by Markus McParkus September 24, 2005