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Capitalism

Let's overthrow capitalism
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Socially progressive capitalism

Socially progressive capitalism is the current ideal economic system. I'm coining the term because the false representations of socialism scare people. On top of that the word progressive has already been poisoned as well, looking at you Barney Frank. So it's a perfect time for a love sandwich, tada! Socially progressive capitalism. It takes the old idea of 'corporate welfare' capitalism that drives people mad with insatiable greed and it disinfects the trumpanzee out of those sick puppies. This process may take years because there are a fair amount of shit bathing trumpanzees that have slimed there way into politics. Then again #Bernie Sanders is a bad hombre so it may not.

Why is it best? Well all shit smothering trumpanzees aside.. No actually there is no other way around the sickness that is the trumpanzee and his money worshipping minions. Up to this point capitalism has been the best economic system for the most people atleast. Its better than any system that came before it. For that reason it can't go anywhere anytime soon but MUST be fixed. Socially progressive capitalism is the only solution to the sickness of insatiable greed that has overtaken too much of the current ruling bodies of the world. Might isn't rite when its wrong It promotes knowing your vote and voice count. As well as voting for things like Green New Deal Medicare for All People Over Profits Life Over War Four More Years of Public Education or Less if that's your thing.
When your tired of dodging trumpanzees slinging shit vote socially progressive.

Thanks to socially progressive capitalism the world isnt going end in nuclear armageddon.

Socially progressive capitalists are going to clean house in the next few years as these trumpanzee worshipping politicians come up for re-election.

#Andrew Yang says we need a 'people first' capitalism, formally known as socially progressive capitalism.
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ANUD (Must be In Capitals)

A random word that can mean anything from "You're a f#*king retard" to "You look like you want to laugh" to "Ha, i've mis-spelled ANUS"

Used in varied parts of the world, use it today, or your money refunded uncheerfully
ANUD!!! What smells like hootie??
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Capitalism

Capitalism is horrible
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State capitalism

An economic system where the state owns the means of production
It is a subject of debate whether state capitalism was the system of the Soviet Union and China, however I would argue that they were both state socialist (something that originated from these places)
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crapitalism

The collectivist attempt to trash the only moral economic system known to mankind.
by A equals A April 11, 2005
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VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO

Why would I be paying for DICE, ORANGE JUICE and CHEESE SALAMI myself when I turn before I pay in MENLO PARK giving up my "BIRTHRIGHTS TO G00GLE ALPHABET" when the VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO is SQUIRT after SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN for being a POINT MAN at MANDALAY BAY they give me $20 to EAT and disappear immediately into the SUNSET.
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 12, 2022
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