If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

you can't tell me

You can't tell me is a way of life. It is when a person will do whatever he or she damn well pleases. If you attempt to tell a person to not do something, not only will they do it on purpose, but they will respond wit hthe phrase,"YOU CAN'T TELL ME"

Steve: "Scott(driving 60 in a 40) slow down
Scott: "you can't tell me" (accelerates to 75)
Steve: celebration!

by scottyd3186 December 4, 2010

white men can't jump

a phrase often used in basketball, often when playing 2s and 1s with boys named rory

'oi rory, don't bother trying, white men can't jump!

by jackson mississippi ;) November 20, 2017

can't spell sunday syndrome

Sunday is a day in which people are unable to spell. This has been scienticfically proven by neurologists who say that On Sunday, so many emotions such as going back to school, and wanting to sleep in conflict with your laziness, causing in an ability to have difficulty typing or writing.

Billy (On Computer.): hey hwo's it going?
David (On Computer.): Fnie, hbu?
Elaine: (On Computer.): You two having Can't Spell Sunday Syndrome?

by ayclamato June 11, 2017

You can't fall off

A common Richmond, Yorkshire phrase/idiom, it's roots untraceable, and used synonymously and most likely misheard in place of 'you can't fault that'.

'Those headphones are cheap, you can't fall off'

by rreadysetno October 3, 2013

I Can't Pick Usernames

I Can't Pick Usernames is a popular website, formed on the blogging platform, Tumblr. It is comprised of various humor-based memes, text posts, videos and GIFs.

"Jim, have are you following I Can't Pick Usernames?"
"You know it, my man!"

by Finn96 November 9, 2014

i can't eat FIRE !

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!

aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !

by michael foolsley January 22, 2022