Calan

Small frail boy who often simps for the slightest piece of female attention. Will even go to the extent of opening up a reverse rub and tug parlor for any contact.

CALAN you short simp stop talking to that behemoth of a woman she’s only 13!!!!

by Chasereee May 22, 2020

rocky mountain calamari

sheep, goat, cow assholes cooked the same way as traditional calamari

Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly

by buck neckd April 17, 2011

Jon Calabro

The coolest, sexiest man ever known to man.

Person 1 :"Did you see Jon Calabro earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah! He looked so cool and sexy!"

by Pig poop balls November 27, 2020

Calamity

The sexiest skin in fortnite, maybe even gaming history.

Yo stage 1 Calamity im finna risk it all.

by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

Calathumpian

Huge, spectacular event or performance. (Canadian arch.)

That was one calathumpian parade!

by Dinty February 5, 2010

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.

by JH May 6, 2003

Kill Calamari

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".

"I'm going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there"
"I'm a serial calamari killer"

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt February 14, 2004