(verb) to cake
The act of defacatingon a partner's face and smearing it with a baker's spatula. As opposed to a hot karl, a hot lunch, or a cleavland steamer, which only requires the partner to defacate, caking involves the artful and even spreading of the feces with a baker's spatula.
The act of defacatingon a partner's face and smearing it with a baker's spatula. As opposed to a hot karl, a hot lunch, or a cleavland steamer, which only requires the partner to defacate, caking involves the artful and even spreading of the feces with a baker's spatula.
Mr. Fantana I want you to take a huge dump on me and proceed with the caking. Make sure to use the baker's spatula I got from Sur la Table.
by Thor Heyerdahl April 15, 2006

by Kevin Crosby July 15, 2005

by homastuh August 5, 2009

by Mark Harvey September 15, 2004

a delicious bakery item that is often regarded as a delicious treat, however, can also be used to describe the sobriety of an individual
NotSoHungover: Well, Nicole didn't drink that much last night.
OhSoHungover: Yeah, she was as sober as cake!
OhSoHungover: Yeah, she was as sober as cake!
by Highly Intoxicated November 28, 2007

by trap clothing August 14, 2007

by t'ra February 24, 2005
