Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 20, 2010
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Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"
Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.
by hpyman August 29, 2009
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Butthole Callus

noun

The condition in which an individual has consumed such a volume of spicy foods, over a length of time, that their anus is no longer torched by the defecation of spicy foods.
"Dude, that habanero is going to tear you up on the way out!"

"Bitch please, I have a butthole callus."

"Oh cool! Sometimes I cry when I poop..."
by MakersandCoke October 19, 2011
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dripping butthole

When doing anal, cum drips out of your butthole
Man,I had a major.dripping butthole.last night!
by 69bigballs69 November 18, 2015
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Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose
Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.
by I got ligma December 20, 2018
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butthole bull

The act of butter on balls and Rolling around on floor acting like a snail whole performing Alabama hot pocket
Damn girl my boy friend can pull off butthole bull then your boy friend
by Pussy slayer 696969xoxox November 16, 2017
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Dilated Butthole

A butthole which is enlarged as an indication of an impending bowel movement.
I could tell my dog has to poop because they had a Dilated Butthole.
by warwagon1979 October 07, 2020
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