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Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"
Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.
by hpyman August 29, 2009
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Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 22, 2010
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Butthole Callus

noun

The condition in which an individual has consumed such a volume of spicy foods, over a length of time, that their anus is no longer torched by the defecation of spicy foods.
"Dude, that habanero is going to tear you up on the way out!"

"Bitch please, I have a butthole callus."

"Oh cool! Sometimes I cry when I poop..."
by MakersandCoke October 19, 2011
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butthole minigolf

The act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping anus of a woman with her legs spread apart.
She must be good a butthole minigolf with an ass that big.
by KittenTamer November 28, 2016
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butthole relapse

Massive reoccurred rage to the point of parturition of the anus.
Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.
by Meep Murp October 28, 2013
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Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose
Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.
by I got ligma December 19, 2018
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butthole bull

The act of butter on balls and Rolling around on floor acting like a snail whole performing Alabama hot pocket
Damn girl my boy friend can pull off butthole bull then your boy friend
by Pussy slayer 696969xoxox November 16, 2017
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