outie butthole

When you have a butthole that protrudes outward much like an outie bellybutton would. Often time, the butthole skin is long and flabby like excess skin protruding out from between the butt cheeks.

"Dude, I was fucking some dude, and he totally had an outie butthole, and he made me chew on it like a piece of beef jerky! I came so hard."

"I really enjoy it when some hot chick with DD's sucks lovingly on my long flabby outie butthole!"

"Like OMG Vanessa bent over in the locker room, and I totally saw her outie butthole it was so GROSS!"

"This beautiful summer breeze is causing my gorgeous outie butthole to flap wildly in the wind. Just beckoning for someone to come and suck on it..."

"I use special anus cleanser to properly cleanse my outie butthole skin with a Q tip."

by Randy F. April 1, 2014

The Butthole Surfers

~noun~ One of the greatest bands ever. I like them almost more than cheese and ice cream. Songs include : My Brother's Wife, Let's Talk About Cars, and The Lord is a Monkey. Get their cd, doesn't matter which one, or you will DIE in seven days.... no joke.

Dude I have the Electriclarryland cd and it makes me feel happy and all warm inside when I listen to it....

by AshleyAkaTheCoolestBitchThisSideofCompton November 28, 2004

cheesy butthole

1. the act of losing ones butthole virginity without planning on it and without complaining.

dude, my friend jace was fucking rachel the other day and out of nowhere started giving her a cheesy butthole.. he said all she did was turn red and brace through the whole sesh. she was totally an ass virgin.

by dedman December 22, 2010

Fingering My Butthole

A phrase used to describe a lack of activity.

"Hey John, what are you up to?"
"Eh, Fingering My Butthole."

by Charles the Sound February 27, 2008

Buttwhole

A very healthy and clean butthole. Derived from the grocery store Whole Foods, which carries all natural whole foods that work to clean a butthole making it a buttwhole

Whoa Dude that MILF shops at Whole Foods! Damn I bet she has a nice buttwhole!

by the buttwhole assassin January 3, 2011

Buttholicious

Gum, generally pre-chewed, flavorless and of the bubble variety, temporarily stored in someone's anus and later retrieved for consumption.

I started to go down on this girl, but realized I had a wad of gum in my mouth. I didn't want to choke so I stashed it in her brown eye and saved it for later. It was Buttholicious!

by Hairy Psalm January 6, 2007

butthole

the untamed hole directly in the center of the booty, also known as the anus Mctanus.

its not a holebutt, its a butthole

by mike schimdt December 12, 2003