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T-batin

When you place you left hand thumb down, then your right hand on top perpendicular. This formation is then placed on top of your penis placing it between both hands and is used to get off.
Dude, Matt just told me about how he's always t-batin to all of his porn sites!
by Brizles March 25, 2010
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Lark Bunting

The Colorado State Bird, and State Sport, commonly played by shaking this majestic bird out the tree in which it is nesting, and kicking it as far as it will go.
Cow tipping is yesterdays news, let's go lark bunting tonight!
by technicolorkate July 11, 2011
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heavy business

Heavy Business: a difficult, uncomfortable situation that is likely to involve a fair amount of suffering.
- John and Sheila's house was robbed.
- Wow, heavy business!
by SaltyD23 October 18, 2011
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good business decision

The term used by management to describe their decision to take away pay, benefits, or a job from an employee.

A decision based entirely on upper management being able to skim a couple more dollars of profit off from the company without a care or concern to employee safety, long term company effect, equipment reliability, or any other thing than pocketing the bossman a couple more dollars.
Manager: Well we have decided that you will no longer be able to take off holidays.
Employee: Why? I enjoy seeing my family. Why can't I have something that the federal government gives everyone else?
Manager: After some research the company has found that taking away your time and happiness is a good business decision.
by Workerbees February 14, 2012
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independent business

A question made by the exam board AQA to fail and confuse innocent year 10 and 11's who revised biology instead received an off topic exam containing drunk 15 year olds and GM mosquitoes
Exam: What is an independent business?
Phil: Oh fuck!
by Jason15300 May 17, 2016
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Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.
The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.
by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016
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Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.
My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.
by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016
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