Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).

Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.

by Neville544444 April 23, 2009

buffet bang

The process of having sex with a girl while ontop of a mound of food. Usually includes hot buffet items, ie: Waffles, syrup, strawberrys, and that pudding that isnt pudding but it says it is...usually found at shoneys.

damn that girl is covered in food...she must o had a buffet bang.

by buffet monster March 23, 2008

Rookie The Buffet Slayer

Basically Rookie Eats Everything On The Table Or Floor In His Case

Alison:Wa u up to nick?
Nick: Nurrin much jus anging round with Rookie the buffet slayer

by Nicksta January 20, 2005

Buffeting

Someone who is really buff and looks good enough to eat

Usman: "Hey Haaris, that girl over there is such a buffeting"

by GangstaU June 1, 2016

Junkfood Buffet

a term used to describe a woman's vagina when different foods manage to fall into the labia. Foods include chocolate syrup, honey, whipped cream, pop rocks, cola, etc., all of which can be hazardous to ones weight overtime.

Dustin: "Stephen, your putting on a lot of weight."

Stephen: "Holly opened up the Junkfood Buffet a few weeks ago. Ive been eating out there recently"

Dustin: "Fuck-n-a"

by Dustin J. White October 25, 2008

shrimp buffet

(v.) The act of receiving hand manipulation from your woman while also performing a shrimp job; shrimping.

After we came home drunk my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go to the shrimp buffet. I could not say no.

by Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy June 19, 2018

kfc buffet

the kfc buffet is an act in which u lick mashed potatoes out of ur parterns bully button. and use the gravy to lubricate ur genitals.. following with the act of eating macoroni out of the man's arm pit. and putting buscuit's on the females nipple's. and the finshing act it is slapping ur partren with either a drumstick or breast chicken across the face.

one the first date tom and jane tired the kfc buffet ... it was delicous

by seidel parsons February 20, 2011