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Buff-head

When ones forehead is flaring with sunshine brightness due to an excessive amount of hair styling wax being worn. As a result, a large proportion of the wax secretes down onto the upper region of the face. The outcome can be likened to the surface of a polished bowling bowl, glistening simirly to ejeculated semen.
"Fucking hell Philip, you've got harsh 'BUFF-HEAD' today, how much wax did you use?
by Akash Barvic Sleeves October 16, 2003
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buff claw

A mythical body part which incorporates a penis, and a nail not unlike a fingernail, that grows forth from and over the top of the head of the penis.
Young Dale was sent to the principal's office, and subsequently suspended, for unapologetically drawing a buff claw in art class.
by dadafari January 17, 2010
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head buff

Marta made Johnny's tip glow after giving a detailed head buff.
by Johnson Banger January 22, 2009
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Rich and Buff

The most alpha male. A pinnacle of male perfection. Goes by the name Isaac. Has mountains of cash and a whole harem of women wanting him to impregnate them.
Person 1: Wow that guy is so rich and buff!
Person 2: Ya thats isaac, hes amazing!
by ftpisaac June 4, 2018
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Cup of Buff

When one farts in one's hand and serves it up to their own or another's face.
He just served me the foulest cup of buff when I turned my head.

While I was eating popcorn in the theater, my girlfriend served me her own special cup of buff.
by forgottencastaway July 10, 2017
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hella buff

Someone is 'very' or 'extremely' buff
Damn B you look hella buff in that picture you posted!

Aw thanks babes
by Girl26351752 June 7, 2016
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buff cooch

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
Man I just need some buff cooch
by A Hu a hu a Hu February 27, 2023
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