Braiden

An insult focusing on someone that is moody and keeps on faking everything. It's also used to notify someone that they are ruining good songs by never shutting up about them.

Person 1: Why is he so moody today?
Person 2: Because he's being a Braiden.

Example II:

Person 1: Oh god, he managed to ruin the new album.
Person 2: How did he do that?
Person 1: He kept on going on and on and on about it. Eventually I just felt a tremendous hatred for the music.
Person 2: That's because he's being a Braiden.

by Stewie with the bowl August 30, 2011

Branda

The act of ejaculating in someones mouth an giving them an STD.

I met this guy at the bar when I was out with the girls this weekend... He totally gave me a branda right in the mouth- it was completely uncalled for

by MRSOFTY July 18, 2011

Mexican Braid

When you braid your asshole hair and shove it up your own ass.

I cheated on my girlfriend so she made me get a mexican braid! It hurt my rectum!

by Pezzz, Deezzz June 9, 2010

French braid

The word white girls use instead of cornrows

“French braids aren’t cornrows obviously”

by Caribbean Queen November 12, 2018

ass hair braider

-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.

Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider

by Serial March 11, 2004

braiden

a fat fucking sod who lumps around the house on his fat ass legs eating his bloody fucking lightly salted crisps, probably plays borderlands and halo, and can’t even afford his own shit

mark: oh are you talking to braiden again?
hank: yeah, he’s such a fucking slob mate.

by infamouslounge September 10, 2019

brainaholic

A brainaholic is a person who is addicted to clever repartee, back issues of the New Yorker, and coffee with obscure origins.

In conversation, Jeff came up with the concept of 'brainaholic,' and drank his coffee while reading the New Yorker.

by Rev Jeff October 11, 2008