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The Boiled One

An entity from Doctor Nowhere that haunts anyone who watched Broadcast 813 for the rest of their life and puts them into a Pseudocoma.

(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
"Upon the manifestation of my being in the future, you will be asleep in bed. I will be there and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me. But you will. And I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you." - The Boiled One
by jjrplz54 August 11, 2024
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Boil Maker

When you break a special boil to use of lube.
Even though Dee should be moist, Kyle had to be a boil maker
by KelticKharisma June 23, 2021
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Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
by whispy82 October 9, 2023
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boiled hot dog

when you get a prince albert and it splits the rest of the way
Joe got a PA and his cock turned into a boiled hot dog.
by dangggg May 17, 2005
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Boiling

Boiling foods, both those that are usually boiled and those that are not (i.e. steak, chicken, burgers, bread, etc). Boiling is disgusting, and one of the main causes of samonella and will most likely cause another disease. You would call someone who boils a "Boiler", and someone who is against boiling a "Boilst"
"Did you hear about Gamer?? Shes been boiling every food she eats, such a boiler"
by sbsjsbejflsnsjss July 17, 2022
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boiled one

İts a really scary character made by doctor nowhere probably one of the scariest analog horrors I've seen go watch it
Trump:İ fear the boiled one More than İ fear than debt
Putin:Same İ hope İ forget him when İ have a sleep paralysis
by Urbdicdayismay23 April 17, 2024
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Boiling

An adjective used to describe something that used to be seen as mediocre or even bad, but now slowing gaining your favor or popularity.
Person A: Hey girlie, what are your thoughts on Hatsune Miku?
Person B: Well, at first I was neutral and didn’t see the hype, but damn! She’s boiling for me. I love her.
Person A: Same, I love Hatsune Miku!
by redhotchilucpeppers May 25, 2022
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