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Blueberry

A person in your life who is occasionally round, potentially irrelevant and vocalizes the fact that their in love with you, but your not and it's annoying.
Ex: "guess who just hit me up"

"Whooo??"

"Blueberry."

"Well that's unfortunate"
by Jnexo January 2, 2017
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by 😉😉😊 October 26, 2018
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White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!
by Dinardi January 7, 2021
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West Virginia Blueberries

Slang for West Virginia University. The color scheme of WVA's logo is similar to a blueberry, which is a crop of the West Virginia landscape.
Did you watch the West Virginia Blueberries on TV last night get worked by Duke?
by East Coasters March 29, 2010
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blueberry pancake

This will hurt somebody's feelings. You will laugh, they will cry.
if you REALLY REALLY don't like somebody, call them a BLUEBERRY PANCAKE.
but if you just don't like them, call them a pancake.
by Tori^Brittany November 23, 2007
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blueberry

instead of BLACKBERRY, west-coast wannabe socialites who don't have a clue what they're talking about use this term

it can also be used by the wannabe rich-boy playa who is actually so broke, he recently had to give up his pager after failing to pay another monthly bill.
Nancy: "Hey should we call up Trevor and invite him to go to the movies with us tonight?"

West coast wannabe socialite: "hold on, i'll text him on my blueberry"

Nancy: "your... what??"

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James: "Hey sup? Should we call up some girls and invite them to Larry's party tomorrow?"

Wannabe rich-boy playa who is poverty stricken: "Ye yee... I'll ring 'em up on my bluberry fo sho"

James: "Don't you mean blackberry?"

Wannabe rich-boy play who is poverty stricken: "Uh...Naw dawg, I got myself a blueberry... they're da bomb in Dubai"
by Mimz P December 15, 2008
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blueberryfinklestine

person who eats own shit after eating blueberrys; the outcast of the group; not good with the ladies; is obsessed with fello male friend; claims to be a drunk, when really pours out the beer; races around and claims his mom broke his car; is in love with reid
you know who loves reid, blueberryfinklestine
by Big-T November 5, 2004
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