THAT bitch

that one person everyone envies or wants to be

THAT bitch just got verified on Twitter. Bitch, where my blue check?

by jlvwii February 26, 2018

Basic Bitch

A girl (usually) who does things that she thinks makes her so unique or edgy but in all honesty are what all other basic bitches do, as well. Basic bitches often enjoy Gucci, Louis Vutton, scented candles (usually from Bath & Body Works), if still in school basic bitches might also have a large collection of Bath & Body Works hand sanitizers that they attach to all the bags that they own. They often order Caramel Frappucinos with extra caramel and whipped cream at Starbucks, the only 'coffee shop' that they even know exists.

Basic Bitch talking on a white iPhone with an obnoxious case: Hi girl! Did you see the latest episode of PLL (Pretty Little Liars) OMG it was, like, SOOOO juicy! I just got ALL of the new Bath & Body Works candles! I think my fav is the 'Summer Peachy Fun-Time Beach' one, I posted a pic of it on instagram? Wait... did you like it yet? I really want to get, like, thirty likes on it, at least. I just want people to know how cool an edgy I am! I mean, I have a tumblr! How edgier can I get, right?

by Chicken McNigga September 1, 2014

bitch-horn

Clitoris. Female fun part.

Lady Skanksalot said to her enemy, "You can just lick my bitch-horn!"

by happybachi April 23, 2006

bitchass cuntfucker

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road

Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?

by Cackalacka September 4, 2008

bitch drama

bitch drama is high maintenance feminine drama that is catastrophic for the person who has it and hilarious to that persons friends/ co-workers/acquaintances/bystanders.

Mike: Scott forgot it was his three month anniversary, so his gf threw his 50 inch plasma off the third floor balcony and told everyone he has a little dick.

Dave: (laughing,)Scott has major bitch drama.

by DElias January 12, 2009

bitchass-bullshit

when you stub your toe, or when you're playing Grand theft auto.

Franklin *crashes car* BITCHASS-BULLSHIT!!!

by toothpastecracker May 12, 2020

bitch lane

The merge lane to a highway or limited access road where bitches chicken out and stop completely instead of hitting the gas and merging properly.

He almost caused a 4 car pileup by stopping in the bitch lane.

by kherald May 16, 2021