Bitker

A fat old man with a mustache and glasses.

Bitkers are usually very grumpy. For anyone who has seen Billy Madison, Old Man Clemons is a decent example of a Bitker. (Old man Clemons is the guy who puts the flaming bag out with his boots.)

by Haverford40 December 1, 2009

Biker Dope

I keep hearing person using the term Biker Dope. Im old enough to remember this brown stinky sludgy stuff that was calked 'crank'. It was possibly called this due to the fact they hid this speed theyd concocted from things like red phosphorus, ptp, red devil lye, etc in the crank case of their bikes. Sometimes called peanut butter. It was a west coast thing that many truckers loved, and every blue moon ya saw it back east. The ladt time i saw that stuff was 1995. In Colorado. I saw a guy snort a line of it and his beer belky disappeared in minutes. It sped up your metabolism that freaking much. There were no fat tweekers. You went to another dimension, and you neber slept, or ate. I was 108 to 115 pounds max. People were out there, i mean OUT wayyyy over yonder There. It wasnt clear or glass, or ice, and no one called it ` biker dope' . Even if bikers manufactured it, because there was no other source, so poinrless to call it anything but what it was. Anyone who claims they have " biker dope" is either a liar or theyve never seen or done any peanut butter crank. Now if theres some other bunch of bikers making " biker dope" , which i highly doubt, then just ignore my definition. There are no ' tweekers' anymore. Those days are over. What yall doing is somrthing else.

Hey i scored some biker dope

by Ol Biker Lady April 14, 2021

dick binder

A medieval torture devise used for the punishment of men guilty of committing adultery.

The term is now more modernly used to describe an uncomfortable often painful situation.

When his girlfriend walked in on him with his new boyfriend, Chase was in a real dick binder.

by Oscar Oscar May 30, 2008

Binderfender Hound

A dog, typically a pekingese or a cocker spaniel, that continually emits foul-smelling binderfenders.

Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.

Lum Kee is a reeking binderfender hound. He stunk up the dog show last week.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Blinker Slinger

When two cars coming in opposite directions and both signal for the same parking spot.

"I beat him on the blinker slinger back there. It was totally my parking spot. I'm a quick draw blinker slinger."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Blinker Bliss

The few short seconds of excitement when one's turning signal is in time with the car in front of you. Often short lived and followed with predictable dissapointment because not two blinkers are the same.

Oswald: Yo dude our turning signal is matched up with the minivan in front of us. Sweet.

Dartanian: Enjoy the Blinker Bliss while you can my friend it doesn't last long

by french dressing December 20, 2009

blinker douche

a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.

Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.

Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.

by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010