Faggot Baster

Since a turkey baster squirts turkey liquid on a turkey... you figure out the rest

wow! That faggot baster Tom really basted your face didn't he Jeff?!?!

by funnyyz January 16, 2011

Blasteric

one who consists of great speed and agility.

Did you see Eric race yesterday? He was BLASTERIC!

by BlastericEric January 14, 2006

beaster

An individual whose placid exterior hides a savage beast within. Such individuals tend to work in staid corporate atmospheres and terrorize fools with a mastery of white collar arcana. Approach beaster at your own peril.

Person 1: Dude just laid the smack down with that pretrial motion.
Person 2: Yeah. Beaster.

by Walter S. March 4, 2008

master blaster

A talented and hard working individual,a gunner; who shows expertise in a particular facet of their job (esp. in forensic toxicology)

That Excel spreadsheet makes multi-point quants easy; it must have been written by a master blaster.

by mefron July 29, 2008

mook blaster

a squirt gun filled with liquid shit.

aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004

sander blaster

while having anal sex, roll a piece of sandpaper(with the sanding side in) and insert this in the girl/boy's anus which you continue to fuck until you cum or are bloody and raw

Tim continued to give Matt a sander blaster through the pain, what a pal.

by jorgen November 9, 2006

rectal blaster

rectal blaster: the process of bending a girl over a large object generally a car connet or a table and squriting chocolate sauce up their ass

id like to rectal blaster jass' ass

by Greesy Boy Steve May 12, 2006