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bench-warmer

A woman you've already slept with but have no plans to sleep with again unless you find yourself in a dire situation
Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?

Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer

Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight

Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers
by Killa N Mizzo July 18, 2011
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Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.
Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob
by The Hot Carlson April 11, 2007
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Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.
Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.
by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003
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beechmount

a street in the stameen housing estate, home to stameens old age pensioners who are well known for their regular and very kinky swingers parties, usually involving bondage and strap ons, they also have a particular fetish for horses and cats, the bottom end of the street is occupied by a large amount of alcoholics and home to stameens coolest people, it is also located near the hole that is five oaks,
yo man were you down in beechmount, yea dude i got my ass mauled by some 80 year old it was sweeet

hey coming drinking in beechmount ? where else would i go??

Wana hide in some bushes?? yea i know a good spot in beechmount
by Beechmount yea January 10, 2008
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Beechwood

1. A cool guy in a black hat and horned rimmed glasses who roams around high as a kite.
2. Sells the best weed. Oh yeah.
3. Has a cool collection of vintage records, and great taste in music to boot.

4. Is kind to kind people, mean to mean people and gangster dicks
5. Handy with kitchen knives and steel poles
6. Drinking record- 46 beers
"See that dude over there? He is so cool, he almost cooler than Beechwood is!"
by Therealbeechwood May 11, 2010
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beanche

A typical Mexican who doesn't care and is dirty
Man did you see the way he acts what a total beanche
by Not a beanche November 28, 2013
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beeche

a child with many disabilities and often someone with autism
the beeche in the class room was distracting the others from learning
by MaxesCummies June 3, 2019
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