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Carpet Bears

The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.
"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"

"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."
by Crazyw00 December 29, 2007
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bad news bears

A phrase use in response to recieving news of some sort of misforturnate occurance.
Person A: Did you hear that Chris Broke his leg?

Person B: Yeah bad news bears
by Matt0912 August 6, 2009
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goji bears

Affectionate term for goji berries, which are Nature's gummy bears.
I would like some goji bears for Valentine's day.
by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015
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Gummy Bears

Words to describe a turbulent flight (which was bouncing here & there & everywhere)
I spilled my drink all over me when the flight got all goddamn gummy bears.
Holy shit that flight was gummy bears. I thought we were gonna die!
by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010
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The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.
Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
CaptainStumpy: Yeargh! It's one of The Bears! Run for your lives!
by FirmWare September 28, 2008
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gummy bears

A mouth full of gums usaully brought on by tooth decay as a result of the habitual smoking of meth. Girls with gummy bears tend to give the highest quality of head.
I love that meth look. Im all about gummy bears and exposed ribs.
by Roverticus August 15, 2010
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Chicago Bears

The shittiest team in the NFL, whose 2010-11 season was ended (no shit right?) by the Chicago Bears on January 22, 2011.
by Mike Dickta January 23, 2011
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