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Liquid Beating

When someone is visibly hung-over to a point where they look like they were mugged for their lunch money.
Wow, she looks like she got a liquid beating last night.
by ClearlyGenius February 7, 2009
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dough beater

When you beat a fat chick with your penis, then you jizz all over her tits.
"Hey how did your date go with that fat chick?"- Joe
"Awww, man, I totally did a dough beater! I was so fucking drunk! Next time you're MY wingman!-You
by She-Ra Princess of Power December 15, 2010
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Pre-Beat

The act of stroking your erect penis with no intention of ejaculating prior to having sex with an intimate partner. Performed solely for excitatory purposes to make the act of having sex more pleasurable when it actually occurs.

The amount of self-control required to avoid ejaculation is not only threatening, but down right dangerous.

Also known as a preliminary pud-pull.
Jim: You planning on hooking up with that waitress tomorrow night?
Mike: Yeah man, I gotta pre-beat the shit outta my junk beforehand.
Jim: I was JUST gonna tell you to make sure to pre-beat, it makes the sex so much better.
by SolidFour October 13, 2011
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Bathroom Beater

The technically not but low-key criminal act of beating your dick in the school/public bathroom. Even worse then shitting in a school/public bathroom.
Guy: Hey have you heard that Johnson is a Bathroom Beater?
Joe: What the fuck?
by Xx_EatItAndBeatIt_xX July 13, 2023
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Respect the Beat

When a song's lyrics/voice of the rapper is simply terrible, out of timing or just plain off and the beat is ill/sick/funky fresh. This phrase is commonly used when shitty mainstream rappers go on expensive beats and that shits wack
Ignorant Male: 0mgzzzzzzzz th1s w33zy s0ng iz fr3shhhh he da best rappah aliiiive!

Me: No he's fucking not "i have 10 bathrooms i can shit all day" is not a clever lyric, its just fucking stupid.

Ignorant Male: ight your right.....but you gotta Respect the Beat that shits nice.

Me: respect, respect
by ConsciousRap March 9, 2010
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Ride the beat

This term is used when a rappers flow mimics that of their instrumental, It is almost a perfect harmonization between the artists bars, and the beat. An example of this is Kanye West’s song Drive Slow. Paul wall even gets a piece on that song riding the beat as well.
Bro 1: yo bro, Joey badass and xxxtentacion really did Ride the beat on infinity(888)!

Bro 2: yea man honestly! I just nod off to that song every time I hear it because of how cohesive the bars, lyrics, and beat are.
by SausePaket July 25, 2019
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HE NOT BEATIN GOKU

me watching a show about lesbians gambling my little brother : "HE NOT BEATIN GOKU"
by Kobe James Jordan October 14, 2020
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