Days when nothing seems to go right, as if you have had a transporter accident and beamed into a parallel universe where everything is harsher, more vile, and more difficult. Just as you begin to wonder why you seem to be so out of sync with things, you notice that Spock has a beard.
You are headed to work by the route you take every day, but the buses are running off schedule, so suddenly you are running late. Then you find that your usual coffee spot got burned down in the riots the night before. You get to the train to find that your usual train has broken down, so there are almost double the passengers on the next one, and you have to stand all the way. Finally, you get to work to find your boss is pissed that you missed the morning meeting that you didn't get the notice for yesterday anyway. And so it goes all day. Finally, you get home, crack a beer, switch on the tube, and only old re-runs of Star Trek are playing, but you notice that Spock has a beard.
by morbidius June 17, 2011
Get the Spock has a beard mug.Any sized group of bearded men. Refers to the tight knit nature of the bearded lifestyle and their immediate sense of being brothers.
Two bearded gentlemen cross paths on the sidewalk, immediately sense the brotherhood of beards and nod as they pass.
by Bearded Rhino April 16, 2015
Get the Brotherhood of Beards mug.Related Words
by Zebaz May 22, 2011
Get the beardie mug.The extra leg hair (typically found on males) found beneath the knee that is thicker and sometimes darker than the rest of the leg hair. Knee-beards do not extend into the shin or move up from the top of the knee.
by hoboace February 17, 2008
Get the Knee-Beard mug.The beard men grow, usually involuntarily, while studying for the Bar Exam because they're too stressed/distracted/busy to shave.
"What's up with the facial hair on Carlos?"
"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."
"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."
"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."
"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."
by GrampyMcGillicuddy August 3, 2009
Get the Bar beard mug.i pulled her panties aside with my nose only to find a bearded kebab instead of a well trimed bike rack
by terry the word smith September 20, 2003
Get the bearded kebab mug.A reverse beard occurs when a woman with an out of bounds muff sits on a man’s (or woman’s) face reverse cowgirl style. A person is more likely to be the victim of a reverse beard during the cold winter months, or when spontaneously hooking up with a partner who has been on a sexual sabbatical.
Yo, Stacy's bush is so grown out you could braid that shit. When we sixty-nined I had the reverse beard in full effect.
by Kenny Canstacker January 8, 2011
Get the Reverse Beard mug.