A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.
It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.
by QuacksO October 19, 2019
A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet
B: A reverse blumpkin
B: A reverse blumpkin
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a tag team duo of shimbazzlers that attend the University of Kentucky and tend to smash bottles of Jim Beam to the face with out reason, pay, or explanation with furious and tenatious speed and superior tactics.
Person: Yo mouse, we should challenge those shimbazzlers to a drink off.
Person 2: Are you serious man? Thats the Beam-Team!
Person 2: Are you serious man? Thats the Beam-Team!
by Swedish Grundig June 28, 2009
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