Beatrice Baudelaire

Mother of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.

Married to Bertrand Baudelaire. (Deceased)

Once engaged to Lemony Snicket.

Perished in a terrible fire, destroying the Baudelaire Mansion, and making her children orphans.

Part of the Volunteer Fire Department.

Beatrice Baudelaire;

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

by yes.im.nicholas May 4, 2024

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1200 Baud Duking

Setting up a classic computer like a Commodore 64, Tandy 1000 or Apple IIe in your Dukatorium and using a modem to call into a BBS at 1200 baud while relieving oneself.

I didn't mind have diarrhea as I was 1200 baud duking to play L.O.R.D and The Pit for my daily turns.

by Ray Delmoko March 5, 2026

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