bately theory

a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself

“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory”

by unkownratakaurmum March 8, 2023

Balzed Syndrome

When someone is turning into a balzedwhores clone, someone who is an american who turned from funny and friendly to a bad boy giga chad

Thomas: bro he is such a bitch, i bet he has balzed syndrome

by Popayaya May 22, 2023

The Bateman Express

The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.

Oh wow, dave just did the bateman express and broke both barriers!

by IntegraTaz January 2, 2010

Later baters

Saying bye to the masturbaters.

Well i gotta go, later baters.

by Later baters May 1, 2016

mr bateup

Oh yea

Mr bateup is good

by Ollie is a will lover October 31, 2018

Blake Bates The Big Chi Hoto

This dude exceeds all levels of gay.

Blake Bates the Big Chi Hoto? That’s Pretty Gay

by Takashi Is Your Dad January 20, 2019

Robert Bates

If your name is Robert Bates, you are probably gonna end up a squeaky voiced disabled librarian

I went to the library to take a bullet journaling class and I got scared to death. Robert Bates was teaching the class.

by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020