public bathroom

SMELLS LIKE TOTAL SHIT!!!!!
(Worse than hell)

Gaad Daim, it smellz liek yur mohmma in hear!

by I luv dubya March 5, 2005

Batard

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

bathroom runners

People who run to the bathroom at a stip club minutes before strippers come out for the feature dance. This is done so customers can avoid having to turn down stippers for the lap dance.

The DJ announced that after the next song they were going to have the feature dance for 45 dollars. I saw about 4 bathroom runners. Those stippers are aggressive and they get an attitude when you say you don't want a dance from them. I can understand why this place has so many bathroom runners .

by Crammy January 6, 2008

bathroom lips

(noun)-directed towards someone sucks cock on a regular basis.

Lisa told me I had bedroom eyes, and I told her she had bathroom lips because she has herpes around her mouth.

by Joker321 May 25, 2008

Barbra Joan Streisand

A woman who's talent and skill go beyond the comprehension of the norm. A woman with an audience that spans generations. She has been in show business since 1957 and is still popular to this day. I shining star, a beacon in the she is a goddess in the singing world. She is beautiful on the inside and very charitable to the world. She is amazing, fantastic, fabulous. Her singing voice (ranged between an E3 and a G5) is so very unique. She happens to be one of the few singer/actress's who has ever won an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony) and won and Academy Award for her very first motion picture. She is an inspiration.

Barbra Joan Streisand is a renaissance woman, a very diverse individual.

by 12tigersis12 December 5, 2010

bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!

by TheRealIP September 26, 2013

Bathroom_Crashing

Playing Pranks in a Bathroom, usually involveing poop. If one is caught they cannot be eligable for being titled a "crasher" until the next calendar year.

Bathroom_Crashing = Piss on somebody over the stall, Poop out of the water (SOOOOOO SMELLY). Eat your fiber cereal kids.

by Red Chain February 1, 2006