Barmonkey

A person that prepares and serves alcoholic beverages in restaurants, bars or nightclubs.

Where do you work now?

Oh, I'm a newly qualified barmonkey.

by thursdayschild August 11, 2010

Babooning

A polite reference to someone in the next room having crazy loud monkey sex. Grunting and bedsprings are often heard coming from the walls. People who engage in babooning do not care if others can hear them, and often will only stop if you repeatedly bang on the walls and yell at them

*grunting noises from next room*
person 1: URGH! Their babooning again
person 2: I'll the ear plugs and you start banging on the wall

by imbirdgirl June 11, 2011

Baronet

A man achieving a level of achievement higher than expected (or deserved) in the sense of sexual conquest, employment or life in general.

The term originates from the British hereditary title of honor reserved for commoners.

Ken: "Did you see those two chicks Sean brought home last night?!"

Joe: "Yeah man! Identical twin models!"

Ken: "Holy shit son! He is The Baronet!"

by Jonathan Roundtree December 15, 2012

Baboon Station

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.

T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.

by PandaJay March 8, 2015

barion

Great male/female, best man/female to marry, great in the bed if you know what i mean...

Yeah i meet a guy name Barion hes Great in the bed

by HAnK FREAKING THE FART January 30, 2018

bargonzo

Retarded husband's attempt at saying garbanzo.

Did you get the bargonzo beans at the store?

by Fartcicle June 9, 2018

Bahoon

butt

I saved my friend's bahoon when she was grinding on another guy and her boyfriend was looking by saying, "don't worry it's just a friend of mine".

by ccriders December 9, 2018