Badeyes

When one attempts to have laser eye surgery but somehow fucks it. They should then be known as DJ Badeyes for the rest of time.

“You know that lad who used to live down the road next to that Ross Kemp fraud? He was meant to have laser eye and somehow has fucked it. What a DJ Badeyes...!”

by Gynaecologist69 May 15, 2021

Badeaux

Badeaux is French. Also Badeaux is a last Name of people from large families that usually hold the character traits of; Smart, Funny, Clever, Kind, Good looking. The last part is untrue for boys in puberty who have pimple colonies. There is usually a girl in there who is the fifth child who does not get enough thanks. This girl should also be allowed to eat cans full of whipped cream, and not be in trouble for others doing, such as, empty ice cream bins.

Hi my name is, Violet Badeaux. Badaeux is a last name.

by Food_Is_Good June 16, 2021

BADman

Noun; A Man or boy who is in a relationship but cheats on his partner with another lady, this can include flirting, dancing, kissing or intercourse.

Person 1: Did you see Steve in the club last night?
Person 2: I did not.
Person 1: He was fingering that girl in the smoking area.
Person 2: He’s a BADman!!

Person 1: Tom went full on BADman last night, he took that girl home and everything!

by Monkees super fan August 4, 2021

BADMEMORY

a minecraft pvper whos name is badmemory but has an amazing heart and beautiful soul. BEAUTIFUL FRIEND WITH A BEAUTIFUL BITEMOJI. NEVER gives up on anything, wins every single game and perseveres through every given situation. Can edate anyone in the comm but he chooses not to, he knows his worth and no one can live up to his expectations. Wants a big dog and would name it poe, what a lucky dog.. He loves cheesecakes and his favourite colour is green - light green to be specific. GOD AT TNT AND FIREBALL JUMPING, he actually reached 35 BLOCKS on bedwars practise!!

damn i wish i could jitter click and look like badmemory

by BADDYONTOP! November 14, 2021

badmaarag

Prettiest and the most kind one that you will never find and she looks playful outside but she is in pain inside which she is doesn’t deserve

Me: I heard badmaarag is crying

Someone: WHAT!? She never cries ig she is really hurt
Me: really? Now I feel bad for her

by Sunoo November 20, 2021

Bade

Probably someone smart and dumb at the same time. Like they can master quantum mechanics but they will need help talking to their crush. They are emotional but they’re also kinda intimidating.

Hey do you know Bade? They’re kinda weird.

by Alohacowboy November 21, 2021

Badengl

A badengl is a foreign person who can’t speak English properly.

The other day this badengl “asked me where the hoes at”

by Quspam August 10, 2021