backwoods brush ape

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.

Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 14, 2015

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backwards double patrick

When one has diarrhea and vomits at the same time.

After he became incredibly drunk and proceeded to go to Taco Bell, Thomas pulled a Backwards Double Patrick.

by FrackCass March 24, 2016

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backwards goat

Oral sex on all fours.

We were playing twister and I slipped a backwards goat on her when she wasn't expecting it.

by Jolly rancher September 22, 2016

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backwoods hot dog slide

To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.

Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?

Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex

by scooter the chubby chaser September 20, 2016

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When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.

Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.

by baconlynn August 22, 2016

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