Breath of Death

The Breath of Death (shortened to BoD) is used to describe someone with such unbearably pungent breath that, with one whiff of the stench, it may cause someone to enter a state of anaphylactic shock. It instantly repels anyone from the local vicinity, causing a mass evacuation within the area. Anyone who makes it out alive may develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which may induced seizures if the scent is smelt again. This means that it is the list of notorious conversation killers (something that stops people wanting to talk to you).

BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.

Damn, Mr Rock. You got the Breath of Death, blud. Take a breath mint, wasteman.

by CowboyMisterEg December 23, 2022

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happy breath

when something amazing happens, and you take a nice deep smiley breath in

i just had a happy breath

by glizzy7 August 23, 2023

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Breathe air

What Andrew Tate says after knocking out old women. Just unhurt yourself.

Grandma: OWW!
Andrew Tate: Just BREATHE AIR

by Cool beavers are looking farts November 17, 2022

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Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

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kebab breath

Another Saturday morning condition similar to pisshead's pocket in which one's mouth still reeks of left over kebab from the (Friday) night before.

that's serious case of kebab breath you have there honey

by Seanipops April 16, 2004

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Barbie breath

1. The breath a girl gets when she sucks some dick, poor hygene is indicated because the bitch didn’t brush her teeth or take a bloody pepper mint chewing gum after doing the do.

“Hey what were you doing last night”
“I was hanging out with ryan”
“You probably did some nasty shit, you got barbie breath on you”

by Idontknowfam42 September 12, 2021

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