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Brain Fap

Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
OR
Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.
"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"
by lyfnNightVision March 23, 2013
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oatmeal brain

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.
John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!
by PinkPanther13 May 28, 2018
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maggot brain

On of the finest pieces of music to come from none other than George Clinton's Funkadelic. It owns your booty
Maggot Brain toe' the roof off'a this hee-ah shizzle, nuh!
by gustavius October 1, 2004
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Pinky and the Brain

Pinky and the Brain, a show that was first aired as a small sketch with the Animaniacs, are two white lab mice.

Brain, voiced by Maurice LaMarche, was the genius, coming up with inpossible schemes to take over the world.

Pinky, voiced by Rob Paulsen, was the comical side kick with his phrase, "NARF!"

The show itself was aired from 1995-1998, and ran for 65 episodes. PatB won an Emmy for animation in 1996.
Pinky: Gee Brain, What do you want to do tonight?

Brain: Same thing we do every night Pinky: Try to take over the world!

Pinky and the Brain is a classic, anyone would agree.
by Shenkisshi August 21, 2006
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Dissertation Brain

When you spend a very long time at the computer, working on your dissertation (or other big project) but come away feeling like you have achieved nothing, but you are also no longer able to function normally. Usually cured by alcohol.
I have so got Dissertation Brain, I've been sat here for 5 hours, have achieved nothing. It's due in in 48 hours :S
by princesshelz April 10, 2011
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pregnancy brain

An anecdotal mental state that overtakes women after the first couple months of pregnancy that causes even well composed women to become disorganized and forgetful beyond the any otherwise explainable state. Other than intermittent cognitive lapses, the woman is normally functional. The state is usually temporary, disappearing immediately post-natal but can recur through multiple pregnancies.
Pregnant wife: Honey! Have you seen my car keys? I can't find them.
Husband: I have not seen them but since your car is idling in the driveway I'd assume you left them in the ignition.
Pregnant wife: Grrr. I hate having pregnancy brain!
by Lucius.Fox October 21, 2013
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spaghetti brain

A state of mind where you are suffering from information overload or are in such a confused emotional state that you cant think straight

Knotty, wet and messy - you dont wanna be in that state for long, lifes too short
I just crammed all my revising for the year in one day - I know have a bad case of 'spaghetti brain.'

I have spent all day with Angela and she is just such hard work. She has given me 'spaghetti brain' thats for sure.
by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 29, 2005
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