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the birds and the bees 

a father (usually) tries to tell his kid about sex.
my parents went all birds and bees on me today, but I fucked two years ago!

Angry Birds 

During oral sex the male lifts his penis and repeatedly slaps the female in the face with his testicles.
Boy 1: Jill has two black eyes
Boy 2: Yeah heard jack gave her the Angry Birds for 2 hours
Angry Birds by PEANUT3378 June 28, 2011

the birds and the bees 

"Son, lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees."
the birds and the bees by IJM October 7, 2003

angry birds 

parents that, knowing that you can to do better at school, refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic simply because your report card can be described as ça laisse à désirer and you don't give a rat's ass
I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.
angry birds by Uncle Dimma August 1, 2016

What's up with those birds?

Phrase used when expressing disbelief or dislike for a given situation. As in, "Why is this happening?"

Born from a third grader's art project. The children were asked to write a story that corresponded with a picture they were given. This particular picture was of a man standing near a flock of birds taking off into flight. The child's story included the phrase, "What's up with those birds?"
Did you hear that we won't be able to use the Arts/Humanities Bridge for the next six months? What's up with those birds?

Go Feed Some Birds

A insult usually said to a older person or a Boomer. It is because old people are known to feed birds in a park.
UncleKenroy from Twitch was scolded from elderly person for streaming.
Unclekenroy: Ok Boomer Go Feed Some birds.