Psycho Hose Beast

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.

Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.

by Bill Mahr - the baboon in disguise August 13, 2003

beastie

Scottish word for a small animal such as a mouse or an insect.

Jings! Whit was that?

It was a wee beastie!

by MEAT PIE!!!!!!! October 11, 2008

Beastin

An unnecessarily extreme reaction. Making a big deal out of nothing. See buggin, wylin out, wylin.

Yo! Why you beastin son?! Daaamn

by Octavian March 9, 2004

beast

a person who possesses a somewhat quiet yet very likable personality, but NEVER fails to surprise others with their exceptional ability, whether it be their strength, prowess, and/or flat-out domination skills

Wow!! Who would ever guessed that underneath his calm, laid-back exterior, Lawrence would turn out to be such a beast!?!

by heyitsmedstudgirl March 5, 2010

beast a lavair

getting dominatedd in wiffle ballll or pretty much anything

n:"wow steve thats so cheapp"
s: OEWWWWWWWW SOMEONE HAS A BAD CASE OF I JUST GOT MY LAVAIR BEASTED BY STEVE AND JOEYYYY."(beast a lavair)

by JvBags July 1, 2008

beast master of disaster

Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.

Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."

by otm_mas October 12, 2011

beasting and feasting

when you are a savage at everything

solomon was beasting and feasting yesterday

by straight savage1234 July 15, 2016