Bacon Explosion

A woven mat of bacon, double wrapped around a log of Italian sausage, drenched in BBQ sauce and smoked for 3 hours.

Wow, that Bacon Explosion is like a porky slap to the face!

by omnomnombacon August 2, 2009

Bollock Bacon

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack

oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it

by minge_master_mike November 23, 2010

indian bacon

When a man wraps bacon around his penis and then sticks his bacon wrapped dick into his significant others' asshole then once he has finished they take the bacon off and fry it and enjoy a delicous post anal sex snack.

Hey bill wanna go out for breakfast? Nah mane i just had some indian bacon with kelcy.

by juicy jamess November 9, 2013

A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from

A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.

Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.

by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007

canadian bacon

Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.

At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.

by mts311311 April 13, 2009

Ben Bacon

Common Verb; to Ben Bacon, is the act of getting mass groups of people blamed and/or yelled at for something that you did.

I Ben Baconed my entire gym class.

by Carson Carson November 24, 2006

Balconey Beezies

a group of girls who are all wifey material. Their smiles radiate like the sun, and their amazing personalities shine even when the power goes out. They have big hearts, and will love you like its Valentines Day everyday. They will make you laugh with their jokes, and not ask you to pay cover like a comedy club. They make friends with the workers at Trader Joes, and even homeless people on the streets. They are part of the 1% minority of the population who have as many friends in real life as they do on facebook. They are sweet like a chocolate bar, and very classy; they are Ferrero Rocher, not Hersheys. Delicious and a little nutty, but always appreciated. They are multi ethnic and come from different backgrounds, but they go together like fast food and heart disease. Except none of them have heart disease. Nor any other disease for that matter.

Thats a cool group of girls!
Ya, they're all Balconey beezies

by shalupa March 6, 2010