asshole

the second best part of the female body (the first is the vagina or pussy) it’s her turd cutter, her ballon knot, her brown eye. some are big and loose, some are small and tight, (i prefer tight). don’t be discouraged to lick a girls asshole. sure it’s where their shit comes out, but it doesn’t matter as long as they washed it. besides, some people are into eating shit.

Guy 1: “Hey man guess what I did last night?”
Guy 2: “What’d you do bro?”
Guy 1: “I ate Ashley’s asshole!”
Guy 2: “Oh nice man! How was it?”
Guy 1: “It was amazing!”

by ejh123 May 18, 2019

Asshole

A guy who doesn't give a fuck. Typically only cares if it's concerning him. Won't care if he hurts your feelings. Trusts none.

Look at Randy, he's such an asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings , but his own.

by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

asshole

A type of person that treats you with little or no respect for your place a part of the human race.

My neighbor is such an asshole.

by Carly Ford June 2, 2016

Asshole

A human being (possibly non-human) incapable of giving two shits about anyone else.

An asshole is someone who enjoys showing up late to work consistently and yelling at someone when they confront you about it. Parrot

by Escuzi March 18, 2013

Asshole

Someone who is insensitive and mean

Mom, why are you such an asshole you monkey ape maggot penis

by Mehmeef November 26, 2017

asshole

Your girlfriend. Someone unfaithful and inconsiderate.

Chrystal is such an asshole man!

by willie leftwether April 16, 2011