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Asshole
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A human being (possibly
non
-human) incapable of
giving
two
shits
about anyone else.
An asshole is someone who enjoys showing up
late
to work consistently and yelling at someone when they
confront
you about it.
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Asshole
by
Escuzi
March 18, 2013
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