Assassin's syndrome

The psychological condition in which one thinks they are an elite level assassin but they are actually just a normal human being.
The syndrome usually comes with randomly pointing guns to the sky or empty windows, plotting how to murder someone, daydreaming about being an assassin, etc.

Andrew's wildest fantasy is that he jumps off one building onto a helicopter after assassinating a billionaire, but in reality he needs someone to help him with his Assassin's syndrome.

by Ackernoon August 15, 2019

Assassination

The highest honer a government can give a news reporter

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.

by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

Yellow Assassin

One who pees all over his surrounds. It can be a public toilet, or anywhere else that is public. They usually strike in the bathrooms, either from being drunk or for their urine fetish.

John: "Why is there piss everywhere?"
William: "Blame the Yellow Assassins."

by A Yellow Assassin June 5, 2019

assassination

An ass that murders you.

Someone: Hey dude, did you hear, something is doing assassination, its not a person
Someone else: dam, that must be the ass going round town.

by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

Assassin swag

Never misses and is smart I’ll help you on a test.

Bro I’m Assassin swag

by Smart boy112 March 23, 2021